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January 8, 2025December 31, 2025 by Anonymous

Got Bread?

bread

The reading in Courage to Change for January 2 reminds us that “Turning to an alcoholic for affection and support is like going to a hardware store for bread.” It explains that “While our loved ones may not meet our … Continue reading “Got Bread?” →

Posted in Detachment, Funny, Quick Insights
December 30, 2024January 8, 2025 by Anonymous

Every Day

If you need to quickly lift your spirit, this video might do the trick to dig your way out. Give it a try.

Posted in Funny
December 12, 2024December 30, 2024 by Anonymous

Who gets the cheese?

mouse and cheese

This is a new one I heard recently, and it explains why Progress Not Perfection and PAUSE are important. The early bird gets the worm …

Posted in Funny, Quick Insights
November 8, 2024December 30, 2024 by Anonymous

On Time

The only meeting you are late to is your first one. — Heard in a meeting

Posted in Funny, Meetings, The Program
September 30, 2024December 30, 2024 by Anonymous

Exclusive

To join Alcoholics Anonymous, you just need a desire to stop drinking. To join Al-Anon, you have to know someone.

Posted in Funny
July 20, 2024July 20, 2024 by Anonymous

Amends

An apology without restitution/amends is like a burglar saying “I’m sorry I broke into your home. But I’m keeping your stuff.”

Posted in Funny, Quick Insights
June 23, 2023July 18, 2024 by Anonymous

Gentle Reminder

I have character defects and I am not afraid to use them.

Posted in Funny, Self Care
January 17, 2023September 30, 2024 by Anonymous

Lightbulb moment

For those moments when you need a good laugh: Non Al-Anon answer: “It’s fine. I’ll just sit here in the dark….I don’t need light….”

Posted in Funny, Quick Insights
June 22, 2020July 18, 2024 by Anonymous

Crystal Ball

crystal ball

In a candlelit room, peering into a crystal ball, a fortune teller delivered devastating news to a woman who had come seeking answers about her alcoholic husband. “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt,” … Continue reading “Crystal Ball” →

Posted in Funny
December 21, 2019July 18, 2024 by Anonymous

Trust in God but tie your camel

camel

a saying used in places where people depend on camels for transportation: “Trust in God and tie your camel to a tree.” 

Posted in Funny, Quick Insights
December 5, 2019July 18, 2024 by Anonymous

Shift Change

time clock

 Dear HP, it’s your shift. See you in the morning.

Posted in Funny, Quick Insights, Self Care
June 1, 2019June 22, 2019 by Anonymous

Friendly Warning

I have character defects and I am not afraid to use them.

Posted in Funny
October 11, 2018June 22, 2019 by Anonymous

12-step program for chocoholics

The 12-step chocoholics program Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!  

Posted in Funny
August 19, 2018June 22, 2019 by Anonymous

New Philosophy

From here to serenity… it only takes 12 steps.

Posted in Funny
August 12, 2018June 22, 2019 by Anonymous

Phone Calls from the Past

“When you get a phone call from the past, just hang up.  When you get a phone call from the future, tell them it is not as interesting as what is happening now.”  — Veera Sanjana

Posted in Funny
August 12, 2018June 22, 2019 by Anonymous

12 Steps of Non-Recovery

12 steps of non-recovery … 1) We admitted we were powerless over nothing, that we could manage our lives perfectly and those of anyone else who would allow us to. 2) Came to believe there was no power greater than … Continue reading “12 Steps of Non-Recovery” →

Posted in Funny
August 10, 2018June 22, 2019 by Anonymous

Is Al-Anon a cult?

From the internet: One person’s viewpoint.

Posted in Funny
July 27, 2018June 22, 2019 by Anonymous

Not My Circus

In Poland, there’s an idiom Nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy . . . literally, “not my circus, not my monkey;” figuratively, “not my problem.” It’s like the giving-up-in-discussion phrase. For example, I’ve tried to convince my friend, that his … Continue reading “Not My Circus” →

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